(cue inspiring music)
(cue announcer voice)
Defender of the Constitution!
Protector of the Free and the Brave!
Obliviator of the Alien, Sedition, and PATRIOT Acts!"
Well, that's the heading of my manifesto, anyway. More details below!
Beleaguered enemy: George W. Bush
Beleaguered enemy's current location: on vacation.
my Clark Kent uniform:
*sexy librarian glasses
my Madam President uniform:
*sneakers (because you have to sit to change sneakers,
and there's no room to sit in a phone booth)
*American flag cape
No one will recognize me now! :)